Amusing uses of English: Nelson's party present. Nelson had a party at school for Daniel, a buddy of his. As per usual he came home with a small box full of sweets. This time the box in question was a small metal car. On closer inspection I found it had been made in China and demonstrated some startling authentic examples of Engrish.
I recently wrote a big chunk on one of my other blogs about why the English language is funny - you have a read of that here, if interested.